Sunday, June 28, 2009

An Unabashed Homage to FJM: Part IV (The Coom Dogg Strikes Again)

Contributor: Wally

Mere minutes ago, Ron Coomer, in response to the prompt "why have the Twins performed so well in interleague play?" argued that "...they situational hit good." 



Grammatical issues aside...Minnesota's interleauge performance has nothing to do with the fact that they routinely play the Milwaukee Brewers, who, prior to several years ago, weren't worth their weight in bratwursts?  Or that over the course of the past two seasons, that they've also squared off against NL marvels Pittsburgh, Houston, San Diego, Colorado, Arizona and Washington?  No, it's probably their situational hitting, which I hear is quite good.

Touché Ron Coomer, touché.