I kid you not, there is a video, available on YouTube, of Kurt Warner pencil-sketching a picture of God whilst providing audio commentary (Look at Jesus'...claws? Is he a star-nosed mole?).
"If this thing looks corny I can't even show it, cause my God's not corny, I know that," Warner states during the clip, taken from the to-be-released documentary "God in the Box."
Aside from the fact that Warner appears completely absorbed in the most trivial aspect of religion, the physical appearance of a metaphysical deity, Kurt's God appears to be the albino lovechild of Sri Aurobindo and Ludwig Boltzmann (who knew?). However, about halfway through his sketch, Warner realizes that he has not been drawing God, but rather Jesus, "the younger man of the two".
Hey feminists, Kurt Warner thinks God is a man...with a penis!
It would be interesting to see what the drawing would look following Super Bowl XLIII, as Jesus has made it quite clear that he no longer loves Kurt Warner.
